I've been eating my farts for a long time. Like, a long, looooonng time. Decades. 4 of them.
I've traveled the globe as a professional fart eater, ranked #1 in "The Fart Eating Industry" for the last 8 years, and I now teach training classes on eating your own farts.
Some people call it "gross" or "disguisting", but I choose to ignore the haters. #Farts4Lyfe
"Eating my own farts has brightened my aura. Namaste, Alivia." -Deepak Chopra
"You eat a fart! You eat a fart! Everybody gets to eat a fart!" -Oprah Winfrey
"Making Alivia's Farts4Lyfe documentary was the most profound moment of my career." -Stephen Spielberg
"Yeezy was all weezy until I ate my feezy. I am a genius." -Kanye West