I eat my own farts.

I've been eating my farts for a long time. Like, a long, looooonng time. Decades. 4 of them.

I've traveled the globe as a professional fart eater, ranked #1 in "The Fart Eating Industry" for the last 8 years, and I now teach training classes on eating your own farts.

Some people call it "gross" or "disguisting", but I choose to ignore the haters. #Farts4Lyfe


"Eating my own farts has brightened my aura. Namaste, Alivia." -Deepak Chopra

"You eat a fart! You eat a fart! Everybody gets to eat a fart!" -Oprah Winfrey

"Making Alivia's Farts4Lyfe documentary was the most profound moment of my career." -Stephen Spielberg

"Yeezy was all weezy until I ate my feezy. I am a genius." -Kanye West

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